Comments on: How I domesticated myself

By: X.

X. — Fri, 04 Jul 2003 21:54:27 +0000

Fucks sake man you pussywhipped loser.

By: E

Fri, 04 Jul 2003 05:51:11 +0000

Lauren, hon, you gotta soak the dishes first.

By: nld

nld — Fri, 04 Jul 2003 00:15:43 +0000

and you are the king!

By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 03 Jul 2003 12:32:49 +0000

I know, but it was the only food available and I was hugnry. =P I felt very guilty about it though.

By: Kari

Kari — Thu, 03 Jul 2003 03:04:22 +0000

Yuck, dishes *L* I make Ray do them all.. I cook, I take out most of the trash (if it is not too heavy).. and he does the dishes! and all the dirty work like cleaning the toilet! *L* I could never do that! I gag way too much!

By: Clark

Clark — Thu, 03 Jul 2003 02:32:17 +0000

well, I guess the best solution is just use paper or styro plates. No hassles!

By: Miki

Miki — Thu, 03 Jul 2003 01:53:07 +0000

Hehehe, you poor thing. Dishes are hard to get used to if you’ve never had to do them before. There’s a certain technique you pick up after a few times, so don’t worry. You’ll get the hang of it eventually.

It would probably help your stomach if you scraped all the bits of uneaten food off the plate and into the bin. If you get the plate as scrap-free as possible before you start washing, you can avoid problems like nausea and a clogged drainpipe. Dishes can be fun. Pretend you’re in kindergarten again and playing around the water trough. Wear floaties if you have to or buy a rubber duckie to keep you company by the sink.

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 03 Jul 2003 01:22:45 +0000

I’ll do all the cleaning, dear. You are a queen and you should be treated like one. I’ll be your servant.

By: nld

nld — Wed, 02 Jul 2003 21:43:21 +0000

I think she was referring to the “leftover food on the sink” when she made the conyo comment. Seeing those squishy things on the drain reminds me of vomit.

By: Allen

Allen — Wed, 02 Jul 2003 18:38:16 +0000

…ummm..btw..weren’t you trying to be a vegetarian? What’s up with the pork chops?