No sweeter a taste that you could find

Taking a quick break because my brain is absolutely swimming with the names of the Roman emperors and the formulas for ionic compounds. There should be a law against having a World History and Chemistry exam on the same day. I feel a bit sleepy already, despite the two-hour nap I had this afternoon, but I need to force myself to stay up because there is a lot to memorize. The second quarter is definitely a lot tougher than the previous quarter. My exams for today were a lot harder than I expected it to be, but I think I did okay. I just hope my Chemistry exam will be all multiple choice just like the last time, so it would be easier for me.

There is something seriously wrong with Lady, the kitten. All of a sudden she decided that I was producing milk in my mammary glands! This afternoon as I was settling down for my siesta, Lady started to bite at my shirt. Naturally I tried to pull her away but to my surprise, she held on tight and meowed in protest. Then she started probing around my torso area and bit at my comforter. Watching carefully, I observed that she was sucking at the comforter, as if it were her mother’s breast! With paws pressing and all. I was amused and surprised and thought it was rather strange. Then awhile ago, as I was studying for my History exam in my study room, all of a sudden Lady jumped onto my lap. I thought she was just being your typical sweet kitten. All of a sudden, I felt her sharp little teeth graze at my left nipple. Ouch! Thank God for bras–it didn’t really hurt that much but as I tried to pull her away, her mouth remained clamped onto my shirt while she simultaneously growled at me. I think there is something that the Whiskus people put in their cat food, some sort of drug or something. When Kylee was in his pre-adolesence, he humped on my lap as I was watching TV. And now I have a suckling kitten. Ack! If breast-feeding is anything like that, then I’m seriously considering a bachelorette’s life.

Oh well…back to my History notes. *sigh* A few more hours and this suffering will be over!