The way I feel is sexual when you’re next to me

School wasn’t so exciting today. Mostly my class just rehearsed the Filipino folk dance we have to present on Friday for Filipino Week. At lunch time, Michelle, Maricris and I decided to go get some grub in the cafeteria downstairs. Before we reached the stairs, we ran into my favorite person in the world, the Dean of Discipline. To my surprise, she went like, “Girls, where’s your line?” See, my class decided to form a line in going downstairs and upstairs to prove that we can be good, disciplined girls for once cos teachers keep saying we are the worst girls in the school. Anyhow, all the classes in the high school department decided to follow this brilliant idea and now everyone lines up before we go down. I don’t see what forming lines has anything to do with discipline–it’s just a big waste of time and it makes me feel like I’m back in the first grade. Well, to continue my story, the Dean of Discipline–who must have a mental disorder because she is strangely obsessive over little things like this–made us line up with the sophomore students before we headed downstairs. Umm…all right. Whatever.

Behold…my latest obsession! I’ve decided to call all my crushes “obsessions” because that’s what they are, really. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t stalk them or anything cos that’s real pathetic. I just kind of like to look at them. When I’m “obsessed” over someone, personality comes second, looks come first! I know that I’m being shallow, but I’m only fifteen after all and fifteen year olds are supposed to be annoying and shallow like that. *assumes a Clueless accent* Well anyway, this guy, he’s like, 6′8! And I was like, “Oh my God” because I’m only like, 4′11 and three-fourths inches and I’d look like, totally weird standing next to him. I’d probably like, only reach up to his chest if I’m like, lucky. But this guy, he’s also like, major eye-candy! When I first saw how he looked, I was like, “Oh my gawd. This has got to be like, the most perfect guy I’d ever laid my pretty eyes on! He is like, a total Greek god!” I suh-wear, I hope he’s not like, gonna read this or anything. Cos if he knows how I feel, *uh*, I would totally die of absolute humiliation!

Just messing with you guys.