Anything but an angel!

Today was a cool day. I played a practical joke on my friends. I don’t know why but I like it when people think something terrible happened to me. Lack of attention, perhaps? I don’t think so. Anyway, I was so bored at recess. Then my classmate had this cutter, a blade. She also had a rubber thumb. I was eating a hotdog sandwhich with ketchup. It gave me an idea.

I was playing with the cutter. While my friends left for the bathroom to check their hair, I placed blood on the rubber finger. When they came back, I screamed (it wasn’t very loud). I hid my thumb inside my hand and placed blood all over my hand. I dropped the thumb on the table and started to cry. My classmates rushed over and when they saw the thumb on the table, they looked sick to the stomach. It was so funny that I started to laugh. Then I showed them that I was okay, that my thumb didn’t fall off. Boy, were they so mad!

There’s just one slight cloud to my day. Angel is going to the World Tour (WT) !! Grr…if you’ve read my past entries, she’s Mortal Enemy (ME) #2 but I think I should make her ME #1. She’s such a flirt! I still can’t get over the fact that she was fighting with a guy and then she kissed him! Man, I gotta have Super Guts to do so! And on IRC, I asked her if she was the one who sent this love story:
Okay, I’ve liked this guy for a really long time. His name’s Blake. Well, I’ve liked him for a year or so, like since him and my best friend we “talking.” Or as he likes to say “about to go out.” But he screwed up and now she hates him. I liked him ALOT!!! I still do too. I like him even MORE now! Friday (1/30/98) I saw him and my supposed friend was going to talk to him for me and she asked him out for HER!!! Made me so MAD! He said no, but I still cried because she made him mad at me before she asked him out. My friends tried to cheer me up and all succeeded but I’d start back crying except one time when this guy named Blake Brown (not the one I like)who told me what to tell the other Blake. He told me to flip him and then tell him off. This all happened at the skating rink and Blake was upstairs (where I didn’t have the money to pay to get up there). He came to the side a little later and told me to come up there. I told him that I didn’t pay and he said so, just sneak up here I have to tell you something. So I went up there and he had puppy dog eyes that I didn’t pay attention to. I told him what Blake Brown told me to tell him and it ended up he wanted to tell me sorry. He did then I looked into his eyes. I mean, it ended up that I kissed him! I can’t believe it! I yell at him, then 2 seconds later I kiss him! Tell me that’s not wierd! I really think that I love him!

name: Angel

age: 12

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The sickest thing I’ve ever read. Anyway, so I asked her that in IRC. I’ll paste a rough draft of our conversation since I don’t remember most of it:
Lauren: Where you the one who sent that love story?
Angel: Yes. You’re not going to tell anyone, are you?
Lauren: Of course not!

Silence….

Angel: I can’t believe it actually! I can’t believe I kissed him. He was supposed to be my enemy but I kissed him. And man, can he kiss!
Lauren: Cool.

Call me bad but I don’t see why Blake kissed her back. If I were Blake I’d barf.

Now my fear that if she goes to the WT as planned, she might flirt with Casey. You know, he’s so cute, he looks like a movie star so I’m sure that she’ll do that. So anyway, she flirts. And flirts. Then the big K word. Augh! I can’t bear it! And if it does come true (including the K part), I’d probably cry my eyes out. My best friend with my mortal? What’s the world gone to now? He can go out with any girl, and I mean any girl except her.

Now when someone says I’m an angel, I say, “Call me a martyr. Call me a hero. Call me a goddess. Call me a saint. Anything but an angel!” Angels are beautiful creatures but not the Angel I know….